The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Couch. On fire.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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