Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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