I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
