She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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