he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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