I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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