Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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