The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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