No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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