And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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