I must be too annoying 4 u.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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