Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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