no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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