Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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