He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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