just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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