You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
