i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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