I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is the high leading the old right now
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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