WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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