with your own penis?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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