"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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