Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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