Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
