this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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