the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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