found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize