..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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