He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
barbara walters just said penis...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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