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so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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