Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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