In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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