he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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