OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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