But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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