why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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