Midget sex pt 2 tonight
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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