It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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