he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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