Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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