Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize