I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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