marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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