Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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