dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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