you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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