he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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