Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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