for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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