Plan B is the new Plan A
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
