we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
All I want is dick and wine.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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