ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
