People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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