i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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